Erno the Goblin

Erno is a warm grey, 15 1/2 inch flat faced Common Goblin. He was caught hunting birds in Pollard Park in Blenheim. We’ve removed his weaponry, but even with it he poses no risk to people, being quite friendly in spite of the viking style ensemble. He’s rather proud of his belt, complete with buckle salvaged from a sandal he “found” near the playground.

Our goblins are quite friendly, but are a terrible influence on children under the age of four (and other people who like to put small things in their mouths). They are also very nimble and can be difficult to dress. They are happy living with school age children, but can also make suitable companions for teenagers (who won’t notice their socks have been stolen and made into goblin accessories).
Please note, you’re welcome to give one to an adult but we won’t be held accountable for their potential impact on a retirement village.

Goblins make their clothing and accessories out of all sorts of rubbish. Generally, you can expect your goblin to insist on bringing favourite items with them, but everything else is from our own stock of goblin-made supplies. The suppliers use a mixture of new and clean recycled fabrics, some of which may or may not have been “acquired” from your Grandad’s shed in the 1950s (we’ll never really know).

From time to time these supplies will be available to buy separately for your goblin.

Care instructions will come with your goblin, which will be securely tied in a sack for transportation.