Who stole the remote? Probably Goblins.

Rednellav Goblin Catchers is a South Island enterprise started by a pie-eating librarian that reads too many children’s fantasy books and collects hobbies.

Due to habitat encroachment and their own tendency for trouble, goblins have been decreasing in numbers and getting into strife in urban areas. In an effort to curb the decline of this peculiar mythical creature, we catch them, give them a good scrub, teach them a few manners and sell them to suitable buyers to re-home.

This sounds altruistic, but really we’re in it for the money.