"Scraping the bowl of humanity"

Fat Spatula is the love-child of Andy Heyward

I was born tiny but now I am much bigger.
I am an artist, a painter, a lover, and a father.
I enjoy illustrating the ideas that I concoct and I like the act of creating, whether photographic, cartoon, digital, paint or craft.

While being a self-employed graphic artist for a living I also paint and create on a regular basis.
I consider my work to be deeply shallow and I enjoy bringing a smile to peoples faces. I also like to glorify everyday objects and make what is not precious the centre of attention.

Painting is a creative release from my other serious and stressful positions of being President of the Haumoana Lemon Marketing Board and Founding member of the Haumoana Men’s Knitting Club.

May the goat of prosperity chew upon your roses and may your piles heal without the need for invasive surgery.