Polished Boogers
NZ $8.00
You know what you need? You need a jar of polished boogers!
This jar contains carefully hand-picked bogies that have been polished to perfection using the ancient technique of rolling them vigorously under the sweaty armpit of an hirsute man. Once polished to a light sheen they are then left to harden naturally in a musty hot-water cupboard. After a few months they are then gathered up and placed in jars.
Now this rare delicacy is being offered to you.
Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!
Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.
This jar contains carefully hand-picked bogies that have been polished to perfection using the ancient technique of rolling them vigorously under the sweaty armpit of an hirsute man. Once polished to a light sheen they are then left to harden naturally in a musty hot-water cupboard. After a few months they are then gathered up and placed in jars.
Now this rare delicacy is being offered to you.
Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!
Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.
Payment options
- Bank deposit
- PayPal
- Credit card via PayPal
Shipping details
- Ships from Haumoana, New Zealand.
- $9.00 Courier within NZ
($2.00 with another item) - $15.00 Australia
($2.00 with another item) - $20.00 Rest of the World
($2.00 with another item) - $4.50 Standard post within NZ
($2.00 with another item) - Rural delivery charge applies.
- If there is no suitable option for you listed above, contact fat-spatula to enquire about alternative payment or shipping options.
NZ $8.00
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