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Nez the Sea Goblin

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Nez is a 15” tall blue-speckled Round Faced Sea Goblin.
We have no idea how many Sea goblins are out there as they are extremely difficult to spot and they avoid people as a type of plague. At the seashore, if you listen carefully of an evening, it’s possible to hear them loudly cursing and hurling obscenities at humans (having become tangled in plastic rubbish or fishing nets). Nez is the most relaxed Sea Goblin we’ve met, he hasn’t even tried to bite anyone and doesn’t speak English so the swearing isn’t very noticeable.

Our goblins are quite friendly, but are a terrible influence on children under the age of four (and other people who like to put small things in their mouths). They are also very nimble and can be difficult to dress. They are happy living with school age children, but can also make suitable companions for teenagers (who probably won’t notice their socks have been stolen and made into goblin accessories).
Please note, you’re welcome to give one to an adult but we won’t be held accountable for their potential impact on a retirement village.

Goblins make their clothing and accessories out of all sorts of rubbish. Generally, you can expect your goblin to insist on bringing favourite items with them, but everything else is from our own stock of goblin-made supplies. The suppliers use a mixture of new and clean recycled fabrics, some of which may or may not have been “acquired” from your Grandad’s shed in the 1950s (we’ll never really know).

Care instructions will come with your goblin, which will be securely tied in a sack for transportation.

Payment options

  • Cash on pick-up
  • Bank deposit
  • PayPal
  • Credit card via PayPal

Shipping details

  • Ships from Blenheim , New Zealand.
  • $11.00 Tracked within NZ
  • $24.00 Rest of the World
  • Rural delivery charge applies.
    Pick up by arrangement.
  • If there is no suitable option for you listed above, to enquire about alternative payment or shipping options.

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