Mike the Goblin

Mike is a warm grey 15 inch Flat Faced Common Goblin.
He has been living in the Wither Hills Farm Park, avoiding being run over by mountain bikers, runners and sheep.
Although Mike was caught while chasing a cat through someone’s back yard, attempting to steal the bell from its collar, this probably won’t happen to your cat.

Our goblins are quite friendly, but are a terrible influence on children under the age of four (and other people who like to put small things in their mouths). They are also very nimble and can be difficult to dress. They are happy living with school age children, but can also make suitable companions for teenagers (who probably won’t notice their socks have been stolen and made into goblin accessories).
Please note, you’re welcome to give one to an adult but we won’t be held accountable for their potential impact on a retirement village.

Goblins make their clothing and accessories out of all sorts of rubbish. Generally, you can expect your goblin to insist on bringing favourite items with them, but everything else is from our own stock of goblin-made supplies. The suppliers use a mixture of new and clean recycled fabrics, some of which may or may not have been “acquired” from your Grandad’s shed in the 1950s (we’ll never really know).

Care instructions will come with your goblin, which will be securely tied in a sack for transportation.