Pickled Pimples

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Who can resist the unique taste of pickled pimples?

These pustules of joy have been lovingly scraped off the bathroom mirrors of teenagers throughout the country and placed in tepid vinegar to mature. The finest of these bodily ejections are then hand-rolled into a nugget with the help of earwax and belly-button fluff.

The result is a bite-sized delicacy with a crusty exterior and jelly like centre.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.

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Shipping details

  • Ships from Haumoana, New Zealand.
  • $9.00 Courier within NZ
    ($2.00 with another item)
  • $15.00 Australia
    ($2.00 with another item)
  • $20.00 Rest of the World
    ($2.00 with another item)
  • $4.50 Standard post within NZ
    ($2.00 with another item)
  • Rural delivery charge applies.
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