Polished Boogers

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You know what you need? You need a jar of polished boogers!

This jar contains carefully hand-picked bogies that have been polished to perfection using the ancient technique of rolling them vigorously under the sweaty armpit of an hirsute man. Once polished to a light sheen they are then left to harden naturally in a musty hot-water cupboard. After a few months they are then gathered up and placed in jars.

Now this rare delicacy is being offered to you.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.

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Shipping details

  • Ships from Haumoana, New Zealand.
  • $9.00 Courier within NZ
    ($2.00 with another item)
  • $15.00 Australia
    ($2.00 with another item)
  • $20.00 Rest of the World
    ($2.00 with another item)
  • $4.50 Standard post within NZ
    ($2.00 with another item)
  • Rural delivery charge applies.
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