Sorry to hear you have Intestinal Worms

Intestinal Worms in a jar and gift card.
A condolence card and Jar of Joy for someone who would appreciate it. Face it not everyone likes flowers and cards with cute kittens (kittens can give you worms).

Intestinal Worms: The finest selection of hand-picked intestinal worms money can buy. These plucky peristaltic parasites are pure bliss on the palatte. Only the plumpest worms are chosen from the incubational warmth of the lower intestine. These worms have been raised on a high-fibre diet and plenty of life-giving nutrients. Kept at a constant body temperature and in a moist environment, they have been allowed to grow naturally. Once selected they have been par-boiled in the finest sputum and then quickly chilled to remain tender.

The card is printed on heavy kraft paper with a matching envelope. The card is blank inside awaiting your inscription.

Check out the other Jars of Joy in the series.

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.