Racking your brains for Father’s Day?

Allow me to assist with a few handpicked items for the discerning gentlemen.

Gift Box of 3 Honey & Spice BLOKE SOAPS
Honey and Spice has a full range of soaps for blokes, made from raw natural ingredients in manly combinations like Cinnamon and Black Pepper. A Father’s Day gift box includes three Bloke Soaps of your choice.

Handmade leather notebook with pocket by elephant+bird
A hand bound leather notebook from elephant+bird is perfect to slip into a pocket or keep in the glove box. There’s an internal pocket to store extra papers in one place and the super slick snaplock button keeps the pages snug. Tightly bound together with organic cotton and secured to a stitched spine, this makes a great notebook for handyman dads to note down plans and schemes.

Polished Boogers by Fat Spatula
And last but not least, from Fat Spatula, we have carefully hand-picked bogies that have been polished to perfection using the ancient technique of rolling them vigorously under the sweaty armpit of an hirsute man. Once polished to a light sheen they are then left to harden naturally in a musty hot-water cupboard. After a few months they are then gathered up and placed in jars to make the perfect Father’s Day gift for the hard-to-buy-for dad. If polished boogers don’t quite fit the bill, choose from a selection of other rare delicacies.

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